Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

Beef Curtains

Beef Curtains N. Female Labia, Super saggy pussy lips, 80's porn star style snatch

Hey I want some hot Beef curtains smothered in fish gravy.

by C.A. November 11, 2006

Beef Curtains

Another name for the vagina lips.
vagina

guy 1: damn, Sarah had some nice beef curtains

by JesusOnABoat May 19, 2016

Beef Curtains

When a girl has had too much sex, her Vulva usually resembles beef curtains.

"I bet that slut's vagina looks like beef curtains!"
"Her beef cutains flap in the wind!"

by Paulaa December 14, 2008

Beef Curtains

The Place on fat chicks legs That You'd never know was hiding a pussy, that rubs together and bCurtains /b The vagina While also Making people Run Screaming when seen.

"Yo Sean, does Tara have beef curtains?"
"Why no, no she doesn't"
"Diesel!"

by P-Fresh May 17, 2007

Beef Curtains

Something every girl should cut off; When the lips of the vagina hang off and look like an arby's sandwhich.

"This girl was so hot, but when I saw her beef curtains I got the fuck outta there."

by Anonymoooooooose March 31, 2017

Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.

Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"

by Klw19 May 31, 2014