Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 04, 2018

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

by poopidy scoop January 09, 2020

Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

by DSXTREME February 01, 2012

Bed

The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..

Guys go to BED or we'll be ston'd in the morning

by Jamal Omegle March 18, 2011

Bed

The place used for sleeping but it’s main purpose is for sex.

I want to make love with you on this bed Jennifer!

by Sad Piggie October 19, 2019

Bed

It is the thing your mom and dad fought in to make you fighting means shoving a cock up ya arse

Creepy man:oh hey sexy, wanna get in my bed to have sex?
Woman:you wanna fight?
Woman realises his cock's as small as yours:👁👄👁

by August 02, 2022

Bed

Where Austin fucks his cat

Austin fucked his cat in bed

by Pepper and Ham January 29, 2019