Bed

Yes

Bed

by Someone on this website November 26, 2021

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

by poopidy scoop January 9, 2020

Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

by DSXTREME March 6, 2012

Bed

The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..

Guys go to BED or we'll be ston'd in the morning

by Jamal Omegle April 3, 2011

Bed

The place used for sleeping but it’s main purpose is for sex.

I want to make love with you on this bed Jennifer!

by Sad Piggie October 18, 2019

Bed

It is the thing your mom and dad fought in to make you fighting means shoving a cock up ya arse

Creepy man:oh hey sexy, wanna get in my bed to have sex?
Woman:you wanna fight?
Woman realises his cock's as small as yours:👁👄👁

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Bed

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.

Damn imma go to bed with her.

by Oooooolalala March 25, 2019