bearding

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

beansing

quitting at a game such as poker

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing

by Mulberry July 12, 2006

fling a bearing

To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.

Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.

by Petergozinya June 7, 2009

bealsing

The act of forcible sexual intercourse, and if done properly, the victim stops breathing.

The bealsing was considered successful after she stopped breathing.

by Shakelford, Rusty June 24, 2006

Beansing

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.

"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"

by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Ball Bearings

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge

‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019