bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011

Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

Bedazzle

To glamorize a person, place, or object.

Gigi received a black phone case from her friend for Christmas; however, she thought it was rather plain, and decided to bedazzle the case with glitter.

by ifoundthechocolatepudding December 21, 2016

Bedazzle

When you make anything a lot better by adding sparkely things

Wow you bedazzled your outfit perfectly.

by Dance_talya December 10, 2016

Bejazzle

When a man decorates or personalizes his face, body, or clothing using semen.

Smasher asked Beef to save up his spunk for a while, so he could bejazzle his new chaps.

by HogSwinger September 22, 2019

bedazzled

To be bedazzled, a girl must lose the vaginal and anal virginity (birginity) in the same night. See also, Websterize, "hop the curb."

Kate lost her behymen? I thought she was a virgin! Yeah, John bedazzled her when he visited last fall.

by art carbunkle May 25, 2006

Befrazzler

Someone who makes you frazzled by being exhausting to deal with, annoying, or otherwise a PITA.

When he started in with all of the nitpicking questions, I had to get out of there before it ruined my whole day. He's a total befrazzler.

by smimmy August 5, 2010