“Isn’t it great that we live in the Bay Area?” “Yes, it is, isn’t it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge” “Look at Mt. Tam!” “Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!” “Look at those guys in assless chaps!” “Yes, it’s all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!” “Uh Oh, I think we have bayarrhea!” “What are you a war-mongering, baby seal clubbing, conservative or something!?”
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by lindzlea August 16, 2011
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This nigga a bayardo
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As Kanye West most adequately put it, "i wanna act Ballarific like its all terrific"
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by BallarificBalla June 27, 2009
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Man, home girl makes no sense whatsoever. She just be mad, everything that comes out of her mouth is Balarkey.
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The case was allegedly over a girl.
His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.
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From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"
Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"
Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.
by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006
Get the josh ballard mug.A stereotypical female Baylor student. Generally part of a sorority, but not necessarily. A Baylor Bitch is mainly any female (or flamboyant male) who attends Baylor and lives off of Mommy and Daddy's money. Baylor Bitches can be identified by their orange skin, Ugg boots, clumpy, grotesque eyelashes, and blindingly white teeth. Or you can just look for any Lexus car that's been crashed on Baylor campus. Baylor Bitches feed on carrot sticks, cheese cubes, and caramel macchiatos. See also shiny girl.
I could barely find a seat when Legally Blonde II came out, because the theater was full of Baylor Bitches.
"Dude why are your clothes all wet?"
"Because some Baylor Bitch in a Theta shirt spilled her drink on me."
I caught her throwing up her salad because she didn't lock the door, stupid Baylor Bitch.
"Dude why are your clothes all wet?"
"Because some Baylor Bitch in a Theta shirt spilled her drink on me."
I caught her throwing up her salad because she didn't lock the door, stupid Baylor Bitch.
by ElleA October 27, 2011
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