The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.
Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.
Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
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Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
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Get the amuse-a-bation mug.The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
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The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
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