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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.
guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!
by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008
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mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.
Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.
by shepsta May 30, 2018
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT
by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018
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