michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018

Babrite

Originally called babcock super store until someone thought they were funny then added 'rite' from shoprite to 'bab' from babcock.
A place we're children are robbed by raising the price of goods up.

Are you a gready thief? If yes work at babrite.

by I don tire March 2, 2021

Bator

A term used to describe a person, edger, gooner, solosexual...someone that gets off on pleasuring themselves through masturbation/mutual masturbation and foreplay. Not necessarily circumscribing to penetration as a means of intimacy. Can be done alone or in a group (of other bators).

Can be used to describe male or female/heterosexual and homosexual.

He's not a top, nor a bottom...hes a total 'Bator'!
Shes alone in her room tonight; shes 'Bating'....

Bate ON brothers!

by wegosolo April 26, 2010

bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.

I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014

Bathroom Chicken

When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."

Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"

James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."

by AFCop October 1, 2018

School bathrooms

See: outhouse

Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired

by xd6942069420 February 26, 2019

Master Bator

A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).

Works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.

Hozay hasn't gotten any tail in such a long time that he's become a true-to-life Master Bator!!!

by Telephony August 22, 2012