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Baseball Player

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.
by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011
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Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.
The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99
Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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baseball player

Lame individuals who never forget to wear they're baseball hats. Baseball players feel empty and insecure without something on their head. Sleeping, eating, jerking off, you name it they keep their hat on 24/7.
Also known to be extremely dumb(it is rumored the hat has something to do with it)
look around and pick one. they're everywhere. Baseball players in highschool/college fit this description the best.
by ChadBroChill666 April 1, 2009
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Baseball player

Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.
Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t
by vitsddncslsfnrwrf March 18, 2019
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Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010
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Baseball player

A 💩🍴 person who plays a slaw ass sport that dont evan count as a sport
I play baseball face ahh 😂
Baseball player are 💩🍴
by Baseball player June 3, 2023
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