Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

Barstool Sports

A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.

Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.

by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012

Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

by thirddegree February 25, 2003

Barstool

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk

"Becky, don't be such a barstool"
"Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."

by cursor March 9, 2015

barstool ass

Having no ass or flattening of the ass from sitting on a barstool for long periods of time.

For example: Reggie had barstool ass from sitting in the local shithole drinking all day.

by CecilRoy February 14, 2018

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

Barstooling

The act of soaking a tampon or similar absorbant object in vodka and inserting it into the anus, in order to absorb alcohol directly into the system in an area where the ingestion of alcohol is prohibited.

Alcohol was prohibited at the street fair, but I was barstooling vodka, so I was okay.

by Nuksulcow August 17, 2016