The words you can say to mean "Fuck Boy" or "Fuck Boi" when you can't swear. In the television series, "SpongeBob SquarePants," the word 'baracle' is used as a curse word, giving it its place in the phrase "Barnacle Boy" as an alternative to "Fuck Boy/boi".
Me: Oh my god; I just spotted the fuckiest fuck boy.
Random Person: *gasp* Don't say that -- he's a Barnacle Boy!
Random Person: *gasp* Don't say that -- he's a Barnacle Boy!
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Carl's job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. He frequently had to make stops along the way for a little rectal ointment to smooth the fire.
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I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.
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Get the The Ugly Barnacle mug.Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.
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