by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011
Get the Bartender mug.A female, one who serves beverages (typically alcoholic in nature) to patrons at a restruant or bar. A Bartenderess (serving wench) is typically gorgeous and takes in oodles of money from intoxocated men leaving tips with the hope of impressing through grandeur.
by DarrylBreck March 28, 2011
Get the Bartenderess mug.A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
Get the beat the bartender mug.Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.
Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
Get the The Bartender mug.by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006
Get the Guest Bartender mug.Harbinder is a homosexual Indian man from Bangladesh who frequently monitors and calls into internet radio shows to complain that everyone and everything said is really speaking in homosexual code. He aims to antagonize hosts and guests by inferring everyone is in the closet or everyone is secretly bashing homosexuals. He has attacked Popeye of Down The Rabbit Hole, inferring that Down The Rabbit Hole is a homosexual reference. He also attacked Kenn Webb of Change Da Channel, after Kenn Webb spoke about his experience in the military where the recruits were doing "muscle failure" push ups. Harbinder accused Kenn Webb of homosexual urges because Kenn had "four or five guys, with legs wrapped around his head, and stuff spraying in his face".
Harbinder is most vocal on Hangar 18 on Truth Frequency Radio. He also complains that Truth Frequency Radio should be about "the truth", 24 hours per day, 7 days per week and 365 days per year".
Harbinder also calls in from the side of the road, waiting for "Triple A" to fix the tire on his car.
Harbinder also goes by the name of Dr. Harbinder and The Prophet Harbinder".
Harbinder is most vocal on Hangar 18 on Truth Frequency Radio. He also complains that Truth Frequency Radio should be about "the truth", 24 hours per day, 7 days per week and 365 days per year".
Harbinder also calls in from the side of the road, waiting for "Triple A" to fix the tire on his car.
Harbinder also goes by the name of Dr. Harbinder and The Prophet Harbinder".
"Did you hear Harbinder trolling Kenn Webb last night?"
"Let's go to the phone lines. Harbinder, you're on the air!"
"As the Prophet Harbinder said, TFR should be about the TRUTH"
"Let's go to the phone lines. Harbinder, you're on the air!"
"As the Prophet Harbinder said, TFR should be about the TRUTH"
by Hangar18TFR July 2, 2014
Get the Harbinder mug.A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.
Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018
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