Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.

Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics

by McDiamond August 23, 2017

Baran de jj

"JJ" stands for two joints, if you call a friend "*Name* de J" that means that they are cooler than smoking two joints at once

Eyy Baran de JJ you are so cool.

by Lissapeta January 23, 2022

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Barad-dûr

Barad-Dûr Sindarin elvish for "the dark fortress" it is the stronghold and fortress of the dark lord Sauron. A tall tower built upon itself a wall upon wall battle into battlements until reaching a pinnacle. Where the dark Lord's throne sat

Then at last his gaze was held: wall upon wall, battlement upon battlement, black tower of adamant, he saw it: Barad-dûr, Fortress of Sauron. All hope left him.

by The nerdy overlord December 18, 2023

Adek Tolong Papa Bapak Dikejar Tempe

"Adek Tolong Papa Bapak Dikejar Tempe" is a Brainrot AI Cat Video. The video shows up the dad is chased by Tempe, and the son is help with fry it, Later, Dad Chased again by Egg, and the son help again with frying it.

Later, Dad Chased Again by Instant Noodle, and the son want to fry it but the mom call to son for give him back the frying pan for cooking , and the sons saying "Wait a minute, Mom, I'm playing cooking with Dad"

Dad: Adek Tolong Papa Bapak Dikejar Tempe
Son: Fried Fried Fried
Dad: Son Help Papa Father is being chased by eggs
Son: Fried Fried Fried Again
Dad: Son Help Papa Father is being chased by Instant Noodle
Mom: Hello, give me back my frying pan, I want to cook
Son: Wait a minute, Mom, I'm playing cooking with Dad

by Gentleman11 February 9, 2025

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?

Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025