When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.
by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015
Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
by Phalanxx January 7, 2010
originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant
person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
by luker May 29, 2004
When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother.
Person 1: Stop hogging that joint.
Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*
Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*
by bongreep November 13, 2011
An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.
"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."
by billyelmo October 5, 2009
by thesheet November 13, 2010
When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
by nohandle88 April 20, 2023