Security by Banality

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.

I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

by Al Benedict April 9, 2008

banlieue

the suburbs and peripheral regions of france, most being composed of rows of shitty housing projects (as opposed to the big, rich mansions usually found in suburban america). population mostly made of immigrants from africa (arab and black), and some (the "banleieues" of Paris, Lyons, and Marseille, especially) are considered as dangerous as some of the united states' worst ghettos. it's inhabitants tend to think that the state of France is racist (and most are right), and that put them in these harsh living conditions away from the cities, to keep them well away from the white "pure" population; the result is a younger generation driven by hatred to destroy France, to piss off its inhabitants, but it snowballed and now they're killing each other as well as the French. it has, however, given us french rap, which has to be the sweetest thing ever (see: Sinik, Sniper, ATK, NTM, Booba, Rim-K, 113, Mafia K1fry)

The banlieues of france are fucking ghetto...

by Max April 15, 2005

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

Banalism

A Bannana eating another bannana.

To do this wear a bannana costume and walk around eating a bannana. You can do this anytime of the year.

You have just commited Banalism.

Halloween : Yes

Christmas : Yes

Easter : Hell Yea

by Hahahahha you October 16, 2011

Banality

Not the state or being of a banana, but the idea of banana itself

Because of my strong sense of banality, sometimes I subconsciously wonder how and why the existence of a banana came to be

by James Mathias April 26, 2019

Baloligus

A gay silly nerd attack (requires atlest 5 of them)

OMG..... a "Baloligus" is coming!!!

by natetheperson June 7, 2010

banglist

a list of people you want to bang.

'dude, i would love to have sex with Jake!'

'Yeah, he's going on my banglist, for sure.'

by asdfghjkl; hi October 18, 2011