ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer

Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.

by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008

ballsweat

sweat from balls or grundle

dude, you have a lot of ballsweat

by Jeff Aden January 5, 2009

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

Ballsweatic Vinegar

Ripe, tangy, vinegary ball sweat. Brought on by heat and exercise. Prolifically located in the creases around the sack and taint.

I just scratched my balls. If you would like to sample my ballsweatic vinegar let me know.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Ballsteadious

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.

Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "

by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009

ballstank

The unpleasant and unmistakeable smell of pent up ball sweat experienced by a woman when giving head to a man.

"I almost wouldn't mind giving hummers if it weren't for the ballstank."

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010