Bandito

A Mexican-Spanish word used to describe a person that lives outside the law. Usually a thief or robber that steals property. Made popular to the American public through a Frito Corn Chips advertisemnt created in 1967 which depicted a stereotypical Mexican bandito.

That Bandito took off with my horse!

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

Baldston

A bald man that wears a blue and white striped shirt

Baldston wears a wig lol

by captaincookie886 March 8, 2021

Baldilocks

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

by happytk May 7, 2016

baldimort

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

Scarlet Bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.

His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice

by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011

frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006