Baldini 

The act of being givin a hand job underneath a table at lunch.
Origin: St. Johns
Originater:Brian Baldini

Dude i so got a Baldini today at lunch.
Dude did you hear about how that teacher gave john a Baldini....o thts so gross shes so ugly

Baldini by matt prince February 7, 2008

baldilocks 

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

baldilocks by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

Baldilocks 

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

Baldilocks by happytk May 7, 2016

baldimort 

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

baldimort by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

Reverse Balding 

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

Reverse Balding by RJKN April 18, 2015

side balding 

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

side balding by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

Baldini 

Adjective. To get shit done quickly without any fuss.

"Did you see how quick he Baldini'd that mate? In and out like a shot"

Baldini by Spurs Mad 82 June 21, 2013