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Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.
While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.
by Blatas May 20, 2015
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Balagadoo

When something goes horribly wrong and you don’t have the words to describe it.
Boss: “Jonny I’ve been sleeping with your wife and she’s leaving you for me. By the way you are fired”.

Jonny: “It balagadoo be like that!”
by chefnatebecookin August 28, 2022
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baltazar

One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar
by seashell101 September 9, 2012
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Blatant

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.
His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.
by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005
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blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
by XA-9 October 11, 2008
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balagala

When u accidentally cut your penis off and a swarm of bees eat it
Omg Dave just balagala, the bees
by My. Dawg February 26, 2022
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Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
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