grammar and bagels

1. Reference to an unknown incident that seems to have scarred the lives of all involved.
2. A vulgar blasphemy.

Amanda was fearless in most cases, but just the mention of the phrase "grammar and bagels" was enough to make her break into a cold sweat.

by Laura Meade January 6, 2008

bagle

For any dumbass who cant spell bagel

That was a very good bagle I made.

by ShortAsian June 22, 2006

Kelsey Bales

Stupid. Low IQ. Just overall bad... especially at chemistry

person 1: Do you know that kelsey bales girl?
person 2: Yeah, she's stupid

by ManUnited08 October 26, 2011

Quit Jammin On My Bagels

1) stop hating on me 2) Stop being annoying 3) refrian from contiuing that action i find it irritating 4) quit bugging me 5) stop adding a liquified fruit blend to my morning starch.

Person 1: Hey there, you are a complete idiot and i am going to poke you excessivily
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!

by Italianman92 January 18, 2010

Skip Bayless

A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.

"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "

" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"

by LastSeenintheSauce June 4, 2019

Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011