Bagels 

A Rust player with over 3k hours.

bagels is really bad at rust

Bagels by bagelsiskindacool April 4, 2020

Bagels 

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

Bagels by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022

Bagels 

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.

*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”

Bagels by CowboyJak December 9, 2024

bagels and roast beef 

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

bagels and roast beef by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

Bagels Andrew 

Bagels Andrew is a steamer on twitch.com. He also has platforms on Twitter, tiktok, and YouTube. (Sub to his YouTube) he is 3”2 and 17 years old.

Bagels Andrew Is bald

Bagels Andrew by Shcurtart July 3, 2021

bagels.cos 

The embodiment of perfection, is a cosplayer and has over 5k on tiktok

Person A: Hey have you heard of @bagels.cos?

Person B: Yea I follow her! She’s really cool!

bagels.cos by A_Useless_Person January 3, 2021

bagels and orange juice 

A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair

Person 1:i ate bagels and orange juice!
Me:...ok

bagels and orange juice by You_are_fool July 27, 2022