the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
Get the Baconism mug.by JayX June 23, 2005
Get the Baconsmith mug.A mixture of the two words, Bangin' and Orgasmic which are sexual ways to say "Awesome" It shows that something is beyond awesome.
by hendoking92 December 27, 2010
Get the Bangasmic mug.by M3D13V4L October 4, 2008
Get the Bazongas mug.by anonymus March 17, 2005
Get the bazongas mug.by badonga_man May 22, 2018
Get the badongas mug.A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'
Me is an example for an Baconism.
by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010
Get the Baconism mug.