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The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)
by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012
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backmask

verb(1), noun (2).
(1) playing a record backwards, then believing that it's telling you to commit crimal acts. -forms: to backmask; backmasking.-
(2) a record that CAN be played backwords, and delivers a message, whether it be good or bad. -forms: backmask; backmasks.-
(1)
-Whatcha doin' man?
-Sheet, man, I'm backmaskin'.

(2)
-Keep that backmask flowin'!
by Alise August 10, 2003
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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
by JewC May 28, 2008
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Baconator

Synonym for good or awesome. Anything cool, great or just better than everything else.
Oh my god! Did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? That shit was so fucking baconator!!!!!

Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.
by evan bartleman October 13, 2007
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All Baconator

Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason.
Man, Chris was going All Baconator on me after I posted that harmless picture, WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE ()!@**&#*&$
by saw1833 January 26, 2010
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baconaisse

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.
Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!
by kelsey4real September 5, 2011
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Baconater

A fat bird chode of a guy usually named Brady who is an angry little elf.
Look at that little midget hitting people, he's such a baconater
by Check for korpalitis August 21, 2017
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