Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

movie-burger-backseat

Co-opted from the first episode of television show "Daria", it refers to a common courtship ritual amongst teenagers, in chronological order. "Movie", for going to see a film; "Burger", for having a bite to eat; and "Backseat" for the sexual activities that take place in the back of a car.

"They've been going out for a while and he's been getting upset because other guys have been asking her out. And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular. And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot more than just movie-burger-backseat, movie-burger-backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats waiting to take her some place nice!"

by DD28779 July 6, 2009

Backseat Gaming

when a weird kid is watching you play a game and critiques your every move.
Ex.
boy 1: *plays call of duty*
boy 2: you freaking suck. how did you not see the guy to the left? oh my gosh you you are so bad
boy 1: sick, thanks for the tips

yo get the crap out of my room, I am trying to game , stop backseat gaming and leave me alone.

by brewys June 7, 2016

backsplash

the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard

I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower

by krak ho August 18, 2003

backspace contest

When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.

Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.

Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...

(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.

by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012

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The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.

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by escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12 August 4, 2020