by Nonwords August 16, 2014
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the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'
1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"
2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
by garbage day October 3, 2006
Get the you bastarded mug.Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.
Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.
First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.
First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.
by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008
Get the Boytarded mug.I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.
by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011
Get the baketarded mug.When a BOB (anyone one with a first name starting with B who is black out drunk)Ends up doing things beyond his control that lands him knocked out , homeless or incarcerated.
Wood : Did you see ole boy get carted of to jail being a stupid BOB. Chelle: that wasn't a stupid BOB that was straight up BOBTARDED
by ACharlesFrankProduction June 29, 2022
Get the Bobtarded mug.Similar to “gooning” when you’ve jacked off for such a long session (hours) that you have no sense of place, time…or anything else.
Bro…that dude just spent hundreds of dollars on porn sites and spent hours on his meat…dude is totally batetarded
by BigBob400 September 30, 2023
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