Butt Plug

Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.

Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.

by Kathy Griffin's balls February 6, 2015

butt plug

a plug of the butt
used for plugging thy butt

"When mark stoole my butt plug, i took a power dump (power dump:see "poop" first on page 2)

by Power dumper May 25, 2008

butt plug

What a stripper wears to avoid getting a shit stain on her client during a lap dance.

"Man, am I ever glad that stripper wore a butt plug! Otherwise my white shirt would be ruined"

by The Wizard Key Keeper June 14, 2006

BUTT_PLUG

Hax0r and Pwner of all TFC servers.
Known for having more than one working CD-KEY.
Associated with myg0t.

Rages most players with ease and then makes a collage of their rage and posts it on www.myg0t.com for people to review and laugh at.

ZeroCompassion: you need a hack to win?
Butt_plug killed ZeroCompassion with axe
Butt_plug: yes
Butt_plug killed ZeroCompassion with ac
Zero_compassion: r u 10 years old?
Butt_plug: 9
Butt_plug killed ZeroCompassion with ac
ZeroCompassion: ok i cant beat a cheat
Butt_plug: i know
Butt_plug: you may as well leave
Butt_plug: i win
ZeroCompassion: so im leaving...by you nut licker
Butt_plug: i win

Gilliam has banned me from www.keegs.com cuz he be raged

by butt plug December 27, 2003

butt plug

when you take to many pills and shit a brick. feels like giving birth through your anus

"i was so constipated that i had to shove my finger to break the butt plug"

by Chavela September 22, 2006

butt plug

used in hospital in the OR so you won't shit all over the doctor.

I think my doctor get his kicks using extra large butt plug on mujeres ( mexican women ) .

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Butt plug

A drug dealer that consistently ripped you off or shorts your sack and it's constantly late.

Don't buy from him, that guy is a butt plug.

by TheOneandonoybigjohnson May 20, 2021