Buchanan Goodbye

Skipping out on a meal in an unannounced fashion prior to the completion of the meal, for the purpose of avoiding paying the check. A cheapskate variation of the Irish Goodbye.

One of the guys we were out with pulled a Buchanan Goodbye by climbing out the bathroom window just before dessert, the cheap bastard.

by The New Brooklyn Dictionary November 8, 2021

Charlie Buchanan

A mad lad prankster gangster who smokes weed every third Wednesday

Me: Hey Charlie
Charlie Buchanan:f*** off

by Totally not Eamonn May 31, 2018

James Buchanan

The 15th president of the United States of America. He was mostly known for creating gravity, WiFi and wawa. It was also rumored that he did 9/11. He participates in gains at planet fitness with Asher.

No one’s cooler then James Buchanan, except Chris Packer!

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 7, 2020

voting for buchanan

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

by Jack Mehoff, II August 10, 2008

Pat Buchanan

Guy who once said that the US should take over parts of Canada to get more white citizens. Quit the Republican Party in 2000, GW Bush got down on his knees and asked him real nicely to stay.

Patrick J Buchanan, commander in chief of the Buchanan Brigades.

by aleks June 10, 2004

James Buchanan

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.

James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.

by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

grant buchanan

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"that man is such a grant buchanan"

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