Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011

Briefcase wanka

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019

Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022

Briefcase Fart

A fart that has been concealed within a briefcase for later usage.

When one unleashes the fart from its briefcase, the fart yells "FART" then smells unbearably horrible to unsuspecting victims (most frequently used on airplanes) ((often used by terrorists...pilots never see that shit coming)).




and that's what she said.

"You and me go together like two farts in a briefcase! : "

"Random Airplane Passenger: WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?!
Man With Briefcase: THAT'S MY BRIEFCASE FART!
Random Airplane Passenger: Wow, that's nifty! I needta get me one of them that there briefcase farts! I can use it on my wife when she won't sex me up!"

by Portishead && Tallywag! August 4, 2008

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018