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boneless

when your sex life is completely dry...you know how it's called "boning" when you're hooking up with someone ? boneless is the exact opposite.
"dude my life is like your mom's chickenx boneless and dry"
by asianlookingalaskan August 26, 2017
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boneless

When the male penis in not erect and is in soft form
“Let’s try sex boneless”
“James and I were making out, then I started to unzip his pants and and we started going at it, he was boneless... he didn’t get a boner”
by moopybuddy October 24, 2019
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Boneless

You're internet best friend who can't calm down. Will definitely flirt with your mom
Bro Gaslight gatekeep girl boss. boneless please stfu
by boneless ;) June 7, 2021
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Boneless

I'd like to eat your boneless
by AbrahamPizzano December 18, 2021
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Boneless

To be hungry and on the hunt. Like a dog without a bone Surviving on pure instinct, never given resources to survive.
“That kids parents neglect him so he must care for himself, that kid is boneless”
by Trashboat541 July 6, 2022
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Boneless pizza

A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.
Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke

Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though

Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.

Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.

Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?

Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?

Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?

Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.

Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.

Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?

Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.

Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
by Snarijuana July 14, 2017
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boneless filet

When a man shaves the inside of his butt cheeks. A reference made in China, IL.
Word on the street is a boneless filet it hot!
by Lig24eva February 17, 2014
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