git yer bolmph on

To dance then fornicate with a new friend

a phrase that is utterly revolting when uttered by Paul's grandmother.

by Smiley March 28, 2005

Bolmph

To get completely REAMED in your ass.

Billy liked Ashley. Too bad for Billy, Ahsley thought Billy was a retard and ignored him. So one day Billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*

by RoloDEX November 16, 2004

bolmph

Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998

1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.

2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.

3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.

1. Only men have bolmphs.

2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.

3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.

by J.C. June 8, 2004

bolmmfao

Tired of the overuse of LOL? Feeling like it means nothing anymore when you really DID just Bust Out Laughing because people end every freaking sentence with LOL? Use BOL. Busted Out Laughing. It's LOL, ROFL, LMAO, and OMG rolled into one.( Burst out Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off)

When my friend said this to me, "I had this bizarre dream a Rickman and Tom Brokaw. In the middle of the dream me and the boys went to see you perform at the Stone Pony and you did some extremely odd things, and then you sang your own lyrics to 'They Don't Know About Us,' by Tracey Ullman but then Elizabeth Edwards cam out on stage and made you stop because it needed to be censored,("Burst out Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off) Sorry just an Example thanks Jewsh !!! bolmmfao

by bvk99 July 5, 2010

Bolmande Sorives

The cover of the pride flag

Look! It's Bolmande Sorives! I cannot believe what he is wearing this time! LOL

by partofittt February 10, 2022

bolmph

That thing I rammed up yer ass last nite!!!!

DUN NEED IT! I say you don't need it 1! 20

by ZachDuhMonkey October 18, 2004

bolmer

A bolmer is a gen z boomer who gets angry when called a boomer

Stop being such a bolmer all because you don’t know how to use photoshop.

by breadmanz May 17, 2020