Blursed

Something that is blessed and cursed at the same time.

it's cursed and blessed, so it's blursed

by Lern's big fan April 26, 2019

Burgstiner

The most ridiculous sounding nazi germany related last name ever.

That Burgstiner kid keeps threatening to burn me because of my "jew" fro.

by Vilhelm Burgenwaffle November 13, 2009

blurgatory

noun: The feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. Lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can't fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.

"No matter how hard I tried last night, I couldn't get completely hammered. I was stuck in blurgatory all night!"

"Dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that's why."

by mavis7897 November 9, 2012

Blurger

A blowjob which is given while the recipient eats a hamburger

Sally gave me a blurger at Wendys last night.

by dolecommabob December 3, 2009

blursday

A day you spend hungover, high, or drunk

I got so drunk on Friday. I slept in all blursday but Sunday I went to brunch.

by J4432 May 2, 2007

Blurge

To receive a blow-job from a girl after she pukes

Gmun : Yo swatts why didnt you bang that girl?

SW: She puked man, didnt want to get blurged cmon now

by GMUN October 5, 2010

Blurst

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

by mollar April 19, 2007