blump 

bounce + love + hump = blump

Man, last night my friend and her cats blumped for hours on end.

blump by carolinizzle June 25, 2005

Blump 

A scrawny little white kid that skips the gym,is a compulsive liar, and looks like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Dude I hate that kid, he's such a Blump.

Blump by Geezy_G December 11, 2016

Blump 

Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin

Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump

Blump by yunggrimmy March 26, 2022

Blump 

A blimp that was built specifically to krump on.

"I'll krump with you on the blump, sweetiepie."

Blump by jrobbo56 March 30, 2022

Blump 

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

Blump by TMatlack August 2, 2022

Blump 

Someone quits before the party started, who can’t hang, passes out early

“Hey is so no so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

Blump by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023

blump 

Snorting a small amount of a psychoactive powder off a dick during a blumpkin.

They are a real freak
Took a blump off me last week

A bonafide kink

blump by s q u a t c h May 12, 2025