Now that the party was over and everyone had left I had blothpick.
The week had been great but now that it was over and she had to go back to the routine of her daily life she had a bad case of blothpick.
The week had been great but now that it was over and she had to go back to the routine of her daily life she had a bad case of blothpick.
by Leah Fae September 1, 2008
Get the Blothpick mug.Bloficate (v): To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner, particularly with a negative or pejorative implications. To 'talk shit' in order to make one's self look good.
Cross between bloviate and defecate.
Cross between bloviate and defecate.
by Pat Moss April 22, 2011
Get the bloficate mug.A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
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Get the blophus mug.Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.
by Renee Blase September 7, 2015
Get the Blofessor mug.That jacket is so Vom Blosh sis!
That kit kat tasted absolutely VOM BLOSH!
The moon is looking very Vom Blosh this evening!
I can’t wait to go to Paris and visit Vom Blosh!
Addam is such a flaming VOM BLOSH!
I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day! Cupid is gonna hit me with his Vom Blosh!
Jordan is Vom Bloshing it up!
What brand is that earring? Is it really Vom Blosh?!?
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The moon is looking very Vom Blosh this evening!
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I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day! Cupid is gonna hit me with his Vom Blosh!
Jordan is Vom Bloshing it up!
What brand is that earring? Is it really Vom Blosh?!?
by augustcall January 13, 2019
Get the Vom Blosh mug.A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.
I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!
by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009
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