Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

Birdsman

A man of the birds, birds being women.
They are can be falsely mistaken to be delly kids but they are of much higher authority.

They abide by the boiz guide to the galaxy rulebook and vow never to dog (unfairly harm) the boiz.
Birdsmen hang out around flocks of birds and regularly visit birdcages where they get all the poonany, they have a secret handshake and are all top cunts. Birdsmen unite. They also have code names.

Goblin Willy got three birds that night. Whadda top fucking birdsman.

by Cocktoes. October 26, 2011

loser birds

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.

Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds

by jlion31685 September 30, 2011

throwing hella birds

A phrase used to describe an amazing feeling. If someone was rubbing your balls and it felt good you were throwing hella birds.If on a hot day you jumped in a pool and it felt good, your throwing hella birds.

sally:sucks bobs weenier

bob: that feels great, im throwing hella birds right now!

by urbanskeeter April 29, 2009

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 October 21, 2019

Angry Birds Rash

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.

I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.

by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015