monsieur bacteria

The opposite of Mr Beast - an evil genius who has a curly moustache, eats baguettes, cuts off your arms and legs, and steals $100000 dollars from people.

Person 1: Did you see that new monsieur bacteria video?
Person 2: YESS! He put down every dog in the pound

by dreamlovesyou_ September 15, 2020

Base Bacteria

Bacteria on the base of ones penis. species Bacteriuos baseous. This species of bacteria migrates to the base of ones penis from either the anus or meatus.

George "No I didn't was my hands after I peed, I only touched the base of it"

Candice "Dude haven't you ever heard of base bacteria?"

by itsmeforunow November 23, 2009

Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.

"your such a fruitloop, you have a micro bacteria brain."

by RightOn1234 April 20, 2022

Unprotected Bacteria Sex

Backrooms Bacteria having sex with no condom on.

Haha, the new backrooms video features Unprotected Bacteria Sex in it!

by CockSucker69420WasTaken March 2, 2023

save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!

pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Vaginal Bacteria

Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)

grab me a bottle of vb, MATE.

by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Fabulous Bacteria

This specimen is very small (almost miniscule to the human eye) and has an extremely high pitched voice that could shatter a window or make your head explode. Called fabulous because some may think she's cute,however most would disagree.

"see that girl Melissa over there she's a fabulous bacteria ain't that fit though."

by That one really depressed kid November 20, 2017