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Baby Momma

Nigah woman who has been impregnated by some bum who has no intention of supporting his bastard child. She is usually about twenty years old and has already delivered three or four of these bastards by three or four different unemployed baby daddies. These impregnators are only seen when their steady is on the rag and they need a lay. Baby Momma is paid by the US government on a production scale. The more bastards produced, the bigger the income. She spends all the money on dope and the bastard children do without clothes and food. Granny usually takes up the slack. Baby Daddy usually brags about having ten children by six or eight Baby Mommas.
I have ten baby mommas who have a total of eighteen babies, eleven of them are mine!
by Geedaddy September 12, 2016
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niggah now a baby momma is when u have 2 guls and u get 1 pregnant and you with the other gul niggah
by bLaZeD September 28, 2003
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baby momma

A girl that you had sex with and she has your kid and you can't leave her
I done fucked up and got a baby momma now
by alldayye March 6, 2022
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Baby Momma

A vindictive women who used the kids against their father because she can’t move on with her life.

the name he calls you
you’re his baby momma and you come with drama
by babymommawho? July 14, 2022
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baby momma drama

A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:

1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.

2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.

3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.

4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.

5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.

6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.

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Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
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baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.
My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.
by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015
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baby momma fever

When you are so amazing with a baby/kid that you make a guy crave to get you pregnant and be their baby momma
Dang. She is so good with that baby, she is making me have baby momma fever!
by KJCM November 21, 2020
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