After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.
by sleepnix February 20, 2009
Get the Food baby mug.When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.
In the movie Juno:
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?
by macguff the crime dog March 24, 2008
Get the food baby mug.Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.
by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010
Get the abort the food baby mug.by barbabelle March 1, 2009
Get the miscarried my food baby mug.A bulging stomach created by eating too much. Or feeling bloated resembling early stages of pregnancy.
Donna: "I just ate a so much i have a food baby"
Jenny: "Yeah looks like you're finishing your first trimester"
Jenny: "Yeah looks like you're finishing your first trimester"
by CbelleQ August 7, 2009
Get the Food Baby mug.1. A lower abdominal region so bloated from overeating or poor eating as to be distended, round, hard, or otherwise resembling the abdominal region of a woman in the later stages of pregnancy.
2. An episode of defecation preceded by a particularly heinous cramping and/or gas experience wherein one's intestines feel as though they have been stretched beyond capacity, one's colonic and/or anal region may or may not experience tearing, and sweating is likely to occur. Panting, groaning, screeching or crying out may occur, and a period of rest is generally required afterward, the length of which being dependent on such factors as (a) size of food baby in weight and length, (b) duration of labor, and (c) general fitness prior to delivery.
2. An episode of defecation preceded by a particularly heinous cramping and/or gas experience wherein one's intestines feel as though they have been stretched beyond capacity, one's colonic and/or anal region may or may not experience tearing, and sweating is likely to occur. Panting, groaning, screeching or crying out may occur, and a period of rest is generally required afterward, the length of which being dependent on such factors as (a) size of food baby in weight and length, (b) duration of labor, and (c) general fitness prior to delivery.
1. "Mom, do you still have your maternity pants in the attic? I at so much turkey this Thanksgiving that I think I'll be expecting a food baby at some point between this evening and tomorrow morning."
2. "Someone put an extra roll of Scott and a bottle of ice chips in the bathroom. John just went into labor and his food baby is ready to join the world."
2. "Someone put an extra roll of Scott and a bottle of ice chips in the bathroom. John just went into labor and his food baby is ready to join the world."
by Mangan's Sister December 4, 2011
Get the Food Baby mug.A bloated, enlarged, or extremely full abdominal region after having eaten an exorbitant amount of food. Food babies generally cause discomfort and possible gas or embarrassment, but are unavoidable on occasions such as Thanksgiving.
by littlegreenie March 16, 2009
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