G.D.M.F.S.O.B

god damn mother f***ing son of a bitch

she called me a gdmfsob!

by lerryn August 27, 2005

F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.

When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)

FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"

Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)

by MaStA Chi February 24, 2007

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud

Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once

by kittycatsid November 4, 2009

m.o.f.b.

M.O.F.B. is a uncommon term to refer to any one who eats blocks of cheese or any other aggregate there within. I someone is just M.O. they are just a ponzy F. boy who doesn't understand shyt about life. Or the polar opposite F.B. which quite literally translates to anyone who makes a sandwich and eats it then realizes the extent of 1-14 that they are a Fuk boi. When translated to the full extent M.O.F.B. in the most complex terms stands for Mothers of (the) federation (against anyone who thinks they are above the dynamics or society) {read a fucking book}. This all in lamest terms refers to a system which capitalizes on weak sauce and then packages it and sells it to taco bell.

You stupid MOF, if you could b anyone but yourself you would be at taco bell getting a super-burrito with shredded chicken. (M.O.F.B). M.O.F.B.- Matter of fault bro

by Jediofthemusk August 4, 2018

M.o.b.; F.o.s.

Money over bitches, flowers over snitches.

It was made famous by rapper Lil Wayne in the song 'Big Dogg status'.

Mike:Fuck girls and rat bastards.
Dave:Hell yeah. M.o.b.; F.o.s.

by BoVice79 January 25, 2011

B.A.D M.O.F.O

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.

She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.

by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017