Hard bass

A type of music that is most popular in Russia or Eastern Europe and people who are listing to hard bass are usually asassociated with Slavs wearing adidas, Slav squat, wearing ushanka, smoking cigarette, and drinking vodka.

When there the Russians defeated the Germans there was huge party in the center of Moscow and all the Slavs and Gopniks come in the their T-34 tanks boosting hard bass and drinking vodka.

by Life of Boris February 28, 2018

liquid drum and bass

Ldnb is a sub-genre of Drum & Bass. It's the best. It's just so peaceful; tranquil and majestic. I love it. No matter how hard of a time you are experiencing, you simply need to play some choons and you suddenly get whisked away into the limitless cosmos where only happiness exists. You need a bass implementation device in order to truly experience it, though, since the basslines are a huge factor in how the music heals the soul.

Some really good choons to listen to are:

Logistics - 'Together'
Netsky - 'I refuse'
Jakwob - 'Fade (Etherwood Remix)'
Maduk - 'Ghost Assassin VIP'
Keeno - 'Nocturne'
Keeno - 'Golden Light'
Keeno - 'Dignity Found'
Holly Drummond - 'Forbidden (Vaizo Remix)'
Logistics - 'Over and Out'
Spectrum - 'Together'
Maduk & Nymfo - 'Like This'
Ivy Lab -'Twenty Questions'
Bachelors of Science - 'Strings Track'
Andreya Triana - 'Lullaby (Logistics Remix)'

And billions more. 'Liquicity', 'Hospital Records' and 'UKF Drum & Bass' are all very good YouTube channels for ldnb. Check them out.

"Do you like liquid drum and bass, granddad?"
"I fuckin' LOVE liquid drum and bass, lad!"

by MidgetRaver May 14, 2015

Bassoon

The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.

Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!

by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012

Chuck Bass

One of the only people, along with Batman and James Bond, who can look badass by just saying his name.

Damien: Dude, the lady said she's fine
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass.

Eva: You got me a ticket?
Chuck: We don't need tickets. I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair: Give me one reason I shouldn't leave with him... And "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.

Nate: She's right, none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo
Chuck: Several times
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date... once.
*everyone looks at chuck*
Chuck: ...I'm Chuck Bass

by Ecourc December 14, 2014

Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"

The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

by IAmYoFatha June 24, 2012

hard bass

A genre of dance and music which was popularized in Russia and involves large amounts of people, usually in Adidas tracksuits and leather vests dancing in public areas in an aggressive stomping fashion.

I saw some gopniks doing hard bass in the center of Moscow!

by DanDaMan020 May 16, 2016

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004