happy aztec

Ejaculating into the chocolate fountain at your friend's wedding.

Dewd! I wouldn't dip that. Chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.

by Girl Talk October 29, 2008

Aztec

The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.

Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.

by Taylor R May 31, 2006

Aztec stadium

Home stadium for Mexico's Soccer team located in Mexico City at thousands of feet above feet level and a lot of smog. Many concerts and big events are held there as well. Soccer teams American and Atlante also play there.
Has a capacity of 115,412 people.

Mexico has won 96% of the matches played at Aztec Stadium

by joseluismb March 29, 2005

Aztec Rex

A sexual move so 'shocking' it moves mountains and moves people to new heights. If you give aztec rex to someone they wont forget it. Said to cause the recipient to make a dinosaur like roar and wake up on top of you.

it was rumoured to be the cause of the aztecs dying out!

Also see shocker

Dave "How was last night"
Eric "Aztec Rex made an appearance and i woke up with her straddling me, so id say pretty good"

by pegleg123 May 14, 2009

Aztecs

Powerful Indian people and empires that were wiped out by Spaniard-transmitted diseases. Were it not for this and the fact the Aztecs were not well-liked, Cortez and his 500 men would have easily had their asses handed to them by the Aztec empire of millions.

Cuauhtemoc was the last Aztec emperor, hung by the bastard Cortez.

by SovietViking January 18, 2004

aztec high school

stuck up with know it all teachers that got shot up in 2017 cause they dont know how to defend themselves

boy: what school do you go to

girl: aztec high school
boy: isnt that the school that got shot up in 2017

girl: yup

by girlthatusedtogothere October 5, 2020

El Azteco

Located in East Lansing, Mi, it is known as one of the greatest Mexican restaurants in the country. Particularly renowned for its salsa. Affectionately known as "El Az" for short.

Person 1: Damn, this burrito is good.

Person 2: Of course it is. It's from El Azteco.

by Spartangal22 June 22, 2010