Awokenment

The evolved version of yourself after getting greater knowledge and overerstanding about a subject, situation, sex position, simulation, ect.

Welcome to awokenment muggle fucker

by Dr.Crow February 8, 2024

awoken 444

when you awoken for the 444th time

yo that is so awoken 444

by griefer freaky sus griefer January 20, 2025

Brain Awoken

It’s a word for saying that you are smart and aware what’s going on in the world opposite of brain dead

I’m not “brain dead” I’m brain awoken

by John46778 May 22, 2022

Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes

Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening

by the canceledone June 12, 2023

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

by Rikstir January 1, 2024