ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005

awklevator

when you hit the close door button on an elevator so you don't have to share it with anyone but someone manages to catch the door at the last minute resulting in an awkward elevator ride

Matt: damn no matter how hard i pressed that button that guy still caught the elevator

Nic: haha musta been an awklevator then

Matt: yea no kidding

by CKSN July 23, 2009

knocking ankles loose

Fucking another human to the point of there legs going numb

Nick: Hey man what did you do last night

Kobie: I was knocking ankles loose all night

by ThatBoiNick July 7, 2017

jensen ackles

1. the hottest guy to walk this planet. He plays Dean Winchester on the hit show Supernatural.

2. walking example of sex.

3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.

1. Oh my god, jensen ackles is so friggin' hot!

2. ..."so this is how babies are made, son. if you have more questions just look at jensen ackles. but don't go all homo on me boy. it CAN happen....."

3. yes, jensen, ahhh ahhh, oohhh, harder baby, harder, ahh, ooh, oh god jensen, oh yes, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER, YES JENSEN!!!

by S.G. loves J.A. September 20, 2008

grab your ankles

To grab one's ankles is essentially to bend over and prepare for what's coming. It is a reference to getting fucked in the ass (usually in a figurative sense). Sometimes the person grabbing their ankles is at fault, and sometimes it is the result of some new organizational policy.

The company just laid a bunch of people off and is requiring mandatory overtime for all salary-paid employees, so get ready to grab your ankles.

by firstbullet January 18, 2009

knock them ankles loose

To have intercourse with someone

Bro she bad asf I would knock them ankles loose

by Isb.dub August 28, 2016

Tit Ankles

Tit Ankles is a term created by Donald Glover in an outtake of NBC's Community.

Chevy Chase: I use a mnemonic device......FUCKING TITS ON MY ANKLE!!

Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!

by KidCuDiWINS July 18, 2012