Autofellatio

The hermetic profession of sucking one's own penis.

Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.

Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.

by JohnnieWalkerBlue February 12, 2010

autofellatio

The 'art' of fellating oneself

My back is fucked because of autofellatio

I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth

Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done

I love the cock... my own that is

by NotHot August 5, 2008

autoreflexive

The state whereby an object, act or procedure is used, acted on or performed in such a way that the very nature of the object, act or procedure is inherently utilized.

Cosmo Kramer's (from Seinfeld) coffee table book about coffee tables is autoreflexive. The fact that Kramer's book has fold out legs and can be used as a coffee table itself is another degree of autoreflexion. Woody Allen's Hollywood Ending, a movie about the making of a movie, is also autoreflexive.
Source: steven k

by steven kahn December 26, 2008

Autobello Piccolina

The Autobello Piccolina is an Italian city car, produced from 1957 to 1973. It recieved two facelifts: one in 1964 and one in 1969. It is the first vehicle in the game to feature rear-hinged, or "suicide" doors.

Powered by a rear-mounted air-cooled flat-4, it’s rear-wheel-drive, has torsion bar suspension and is extensively customizable. Light weight and lively handling characteristics combine for a thrilling drive.

"Some people said the Autobello Piccolina is based from the Fiat 500, some people said the Beetle. But actually its based from both vehicles! The dimensions, the engine (basically a bettle engine, but tuned to be more powerful) and etc."

by That Protogen November 24, 2021

Autofellatio

Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.

David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...

by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006

autotroll

1. Someone who makes deliberately inflammatory or outrageous statements on his own website or other forum in order to attract attention and/or traffic.

2. The act of making such a statement.

Johnathan Alter autotrollis by attacking bloggers in "All Umbrage All the Time" just to get bloggers to talk about his article and link to it.

by D.B. Echo August 17, 2008

Auprell

Auprell is the best sister you could ever have the best friend and the best girlfriend if you could choose anyone to have you choose her you always go back to her sometimes she would take the wrong path but all you have to do is lead her back probably so beautiful so kind and so sweet and she will always choose the right people and sometimes when she doesn't she'll figure it out or you'll help her figure it out it's that easy she's the best person to would ever be friends with

Auprell

by Mlly September 24, 2018