Autismistic

A person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. Normally a sign of some forms of Autism hence the word used.

Steve: "Dave's so autismistic. He's always claiming that Jack Black is Hugh Jackman's son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarrassment caused by him being in 'The Muppets' film."

Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"

Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."

Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."

by SpaceOnyx August 13, 2014

Autismic Rage

Autismic rage is where an autistic kid is running down the hall of your school with his/her pants pulled down. As he is doing the he/she is yelling violently along with banging his/her head against every other locker he/she sees.

Billy ran down the hall in autismic rage.

by ashv2185 May 8, 2018

autismic nibba

Gonzo head ass

Sannad is an autismic nibba

by Andrew Blake Winegarden January 14, 2019

autismistic

when somebody is literally so fucking stupid that you have to compare them to this damn made up word

Why the hell is william acting so autismistic??

by your stepmom’s side bitch March 29, 2019

Autisity

Meaning: To be doing something stupid and rude intentionally.

"The Autisity of these people in this video"

"The Autisity of some people

by Autisity February 17, 2020

autistential crisis

The existential crisis one has when they think they may be autistic.

Person 1: Is Harvey okay? He's been infodumping a lot about autism lately.

Person 2: He'll be fine, he's just having an autistential crisis.

by katieemw95 April 29, 2023

autismtimistic

autism -noun
and
optimistic -adj

create autismtimistic.

he was generally hard to convince, being autistic, but eventually he wasn't so negative, he got autismtimistic , but then just went back to being negative. maybe next time his auptimism will make it all the way through.

by ryan0mega October 8, 2008