an Australian kiss

Not a blowjob. Not at all. It's like a French kiss, but "down under." The entire point of the word is that it's a euphemism for cunnilingus, not fellatio.

Did you see that they used "Australian kiss" as a word during the "Cunning Linguistics" game on On The Spot?

No I didn't. I DID, however, see that they used "an Australian kiss." It sucks that some idiot submitted THE WRONG DEFINITION under a slightly different name, seeing as how the name of the game is a pun on the word "cunnilingus."

by TheHundredthBooker December 17, 2016

Australian Relay

A race where two teams start from opposite ends of a 25 yard pool, and try to catch the other team. A team wins when they have successfully caught up to the opposing team. This form of relay is grueling and generally takes a while.

Man we just finished an Australian Relay at swim practice and I am exhausted!!

by volodez October 24, 2011

australian internet

Error 404, cannot be found.

"I hate livin down unda m8, this australian internet is jast dasgustin m8, aye keep gittin a 404"

(read in australian accent)

by claw106 November 13, 2017

australian kiss

It's like a French kiss, but down under.;)

When he gave me an Australian kiss, I finally knew what third base was.

by Flymamafly September 22, 2013

Australian Mugshot

A dirty photograph taken at such an angle that both the taint and ballsack are featured. To take such an image one must raise one leg onto a counter, reach the same arm down unda’ to take photo using front camera on ones phone.

Hey dawg just sent my girl an Australian Mugshot, she be drippin’.

by Wiley Steinburner IV August 28, 2018

Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.

*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019