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Anonteacher
Anonteacher is an British English teacher that's goes to other countries to teach students English & to ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA THEM WITH HIS BWC (BIG WHITE COCK).
His preferred women of choice are usually asian women more specifically Chinese Women.
His preferred women of choice are usually asian women more specifically Chinese Women.
Person #1: Why are you so sweaty?
Person #2: ... I was watching Anonteacher fucking "Zoe" (Zhou Jie).
Person #2: ... I was watching Anonteacher fucking "Zoe" (Zhou Jie).
Anonteacher by Prodigiofuturo August 27, 2019
abontee
Abontee is a kind of person that stays in your mind forever. She's unique and has a deep perspective towards life. Her goal in life is to be happy and successful. She loves music and she loves to dance. She's easy to manipulate but also stands true to her opinions at the same time. She has high endurance to pain; both physical and emotional.
All in all, she's amazing and you can't get enough of her!
All in all, she's amazing and you can't get enough of her!
abontee by Lucianne (III) Bloom November 21, 2021
Sober Atonement
The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Sober Atonement by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
Atonement
I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement.
Atonement by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
Avonte
A somewhat tall male with an extremely microsocopic penis. Is also horrible in bed and usually has Gauneria. Suffers from penis shrinkage when with a woman. Usaually mistaken for a woman.
Avonte by buttmonkeyturdbeast March 3, 2010