Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.

"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."

by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008

assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.

Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!

by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010

Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asstralian

An aussie male who dedicates his life to buttfucking wallaby bill and innocent squirrels on his sadass asstralian squirrel farm. Maybe one day he may decide upon fucking a kangaroo or a koala.

You fucking retard! Why the fucking fuck are you fucking that innocent squirrel and giving that wallaby bill a pearl necklace. You sick fucking ASSTRALIAN!!

by Mizzle October 11, 2004

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.

Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...

by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012