Asston

$7000

A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.

by Sj7 January 31, 2017

asstomouthstronaut

a traveller who explores the ass, then immediately explores the mouth; may or may not be in the space program

"That girl moved to England. She says she's an astronaut."
"Maybe an asstomouthstronaut..."

by huntsvillain June 12, 2009

asstoot

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.

Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.

by asstoot February 7, 2010

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 9, 2010

Asstex

A vortex of ass. The origin of the stink.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

The Asstex is over there by Shaybah.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008

asstoo

An asstoo is a tattoo that someone gets on their rear end. It is much like a tramp stamp but on the ass.

"That girl just bent over and I saw her asstoo, it was a tattoo of a butt crack."

by hannahhairplane February 9, 2010