ASSNUT

a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say

DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test

by ydub October 4, 2004

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Oh hE just never saw it hap- its a pure asspull

by iggiplazer December 1, 2019

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1. A back-pocket 2. Another word for a fanny-pack 3. An insult...one of those kind of funny ones that no-one can really get mad at. Basically we here, reserve this insult for Kent Smith. To call some one an ass-purse, they must be worse then a shit-bag.

"Hey, your wallet was stolen out of your ass purse"

"That ass-purse makes you look like such a tourist"

"Kent Smith is such an asspurse"
"You're no shit-bag, you're an asspurse"
"Not even Napoleon Dynamite or Mariah Carey are good enough to be called ass-purses."

by Justin Spiewak and Ryan Smith January 29, 2006

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An anus that is used for sexual intercourse. An asspussy will generally be penetrated by (but not limited to) a penis (or penises) and/or other appendages. Asspussy is also most likely to be shaved and willing to accept cock at any given moment. The presence of asspussy implies the act of "fucking," not "making love."

After donkey punching her, I rammed my pole into her asspussy and blew my wad into her sludge farm.

I fucked her asspussy until it blossomed like a fudge flower.

I pulled out and shoved it in her asspussy because was far tighter than her coochie.

That twink loves to show off his asspussy like it's the fucking Queen of England.

I retracted from her asspussy and promptly drove it into her mouth.

My cock has his asspussy written all over it.

She passed out after I jackhammered her asspussy.

by Dirtycoochie July 29, 2008

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