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asplode

"Your Head Asplode"
-Homestarrunner.com
by Dern Wook March 6, 2004
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asscohol

This is the smell that lingers in the air after you wake up from a long night of partying. It is a combination of smelling like straight ass and alcohol.
by Amid Jihad August 2, 2007
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Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.
Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!
by Huntergohard February 3, 2013
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Assbook

1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.
There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.
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bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload
dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.
by truecraigles October 7, 2008
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assclownery

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.
The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.
by Vinny D. January 15, 2003
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assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.
Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014
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